Sarah Palin is the Antigore, the biggest threat to global warming and climate change, because she states positively that human beings are not the cause of global warming. Democrats are panicking over what will happen on foreign policy if the 72 year old t...

In dramatic irony worthy of William Shakespeare it turns out that Sarah Palin’s harshest critic was none other than John McCain. Sarah Palin stood at her debut side by side with John McCain crowing about how she had stopped the bridge to nowhere by tell...

George Bush, the person elected Emperor by the people of the United States twice, Nostradamus Third Antichrist maBUS, is now following Nostradamus previous two antichrists into losing their armies in Russia. When all Hell is about to break loose in the Mi...

Lost in the fog of alzheimers rage dementia, John McCain has inadvetently made the point that not only is Barack Obama ready to lead America to a brighter future, but the world has already embraced Barack Obama as the long awaited for, truly loved and adm...

When the Wall Street Journal begins to panic over the actions of their numero uno protégé George Bush you know that we’re in deep doo doo. When the Wall Street Journal starts sounding like Dennis Kucinich and Arianna Huffington at an Impeachment Party...

Yesterday evening by a lake in Crawford, Texas, George Bush and Leona Lewis serenaded Jenna Bush with “Bleeding Love” as Jenna and Henry Hager said their “I Do’s”. In an apparent shot at John McCain for not voting for him in 2000, the ceremony w...

This afternoon Pope Benedict XVI addressed the United Nations minutes from ground zero and called for religious freedom. Pope Benedict, wearing his brand new white Prada yarmulkah told the ambassadors of Earth’s 200 countries, “I call upon the people ...

Just as the GOP were winding up to paint Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden, the entire Jeremiah Wright fiasco has proven Barack Obama to be a baptised Christian who donated $20,000 to his Christian Church of 20 years last year. The Lord works in mysterious ...

Seeing the tide of hope and change wash them away, good friends Hillary Clinton and John McCain teamed up in Ohio and attacked Barack Obama with religious and color racism. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and John McCain took the gloves off and lynched Bar...

George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush have been running the world’s only superpower for the past 20 years. George H. W. Bush called the world’s environmentalists “the spotted owl crowd”. He meant that the environmenta...

A sixty five year old woman named Nancy smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 45 years. Then one day she began to cough up blood and suffer chest pains which were dull, aching and persistent. Her family doctor sent her for chest X-Rays and the radiologist...

A perfecta is a bet at the racetrack in which you win if you correctly pick the first and second place finishers in the right order. A trifecta is when you get the first three in the right order. Gamblers use all sorts of tricks to oustsmart the track, in...

President George Bush decided to surge, to send more troops to Iraq. His top two Generals told him that this would be a bad idea. President Bush proceeded to fire them and replace them with General David Petraeus, a man whose own boss Admiral William Fall...

This week while America was busy obsessing over Paris Hilton, Larry Craig and Britney Spears, Kim Jong-il agreed to dismantle North Korea’s nuclear program, officially end the Korean War, and economically unite with South Korea, in perhaps the greatest ...

According to the Big Bang Theory, this present version of the Universe came into being 15 billion years ago. The Earth came into being 5 billion years ago. Chi Chi Rodriguez was born 72 years ago into a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 brothers and sisters...